Earth to Recessionberg. Earth to Recessionberg. Earth to Recessionberg. Your economy is falling apart. Come in Recessionberg!
Nobody is listening. Perhaps nobody is home. Recessionberg is too busy today reassuring “quiet Australians”:
Josh Frydenberg has urged Australians not to overreact to the turmoil on world markets as he moved to smooth concerns the US-China trade war could hurt Australian retirees and the government’s budget surplus.