Dear readers,
Apologies for this morning’s outage. We had a very unusual convergence of an internal error and a crashed server in Canada that prevented us from fixing it.
Service is restored but there may be a few glitches while we clean up.
Regards,
MB team
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Hands have stopped shaking …. withdrawal symptoms receding … aaaAAAHHH
lol, people were starting to ask me what was wrong. They thought someone had died, but little did they know, it was much much worse!
Traffic manager
Load balancer
NoSQL
WordPress plugin
AWS
OMG
WTF
BBQ
XXXX
ADD
EGO
Darkweb says hello. MB needs an onion address, and to accept payment in Bitcoin.
so you should apologise, I had to concentrate on work all morning ffs
Bwahahahahaha!
No local servers ? Canada lol
Crashes start in Canada.
All good crashes start in Canadia!
Blame Canada! 🇨🇦
no Patreon page either.
Electricity is probably cheaper in Canada and the weather is definitely cooler.
Toilet cisterns are fuller, and shower heads are merrier!
One such glitch is the notification that my subscription has expired – it hasn’t.
A very traumatic experience. I’m gonna need counselling and medication as a bare minimum. If I was an American I’d probably be triggered and file a lawsuit against somebody due to loss of quality of life.
Was thinking it was more sinister….the property industry mafia.
Mmm,…me to. I clicked onto this link stomper posted on the streets story,
Check out @JasonFalinskiMP’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/JasonFalinskiMP/status/925200696328183808?s=09
and trolled that NLP MP Jason Falinski a bit,…then when I went to return to MB,…it was gone!
The paranoid delusional part of my brain was very active imaging all kinds of conspiracies!
Some of the Commentariat eased my nerves on Twitter, even if they were mostly of the mark.
https://twitter.com/ErmoPlumber/status/925851170110717952
I had assumed it was something as simple as the MB Fund disappearing to South America.
Fobbed that idea off early, then thought a good way to ban me, then, govt shut them down, then, then, then.
I thought that NBN struck again!
Though Malcolm had instructed DSD to shut MB down to help him get to Christmas / New Year ……the fire works are good from kirrabilli House .
It looked like a vector attack from Domainfax. The cloudflare page had a picture of Pascoe grinning.
^^ this = winner
Yep.
So many LOLs, at least it was worth the downtime!