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Dalian is having its own little party today as it pretends that China is stimulating again:

That has given the disco biscuit teens at big brokers the excuse they need to buy Big Iron:

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Looks like RIO is pricing the next China boom. Short, I say!

Big Gas is down with oil:

Big Gold is blinding said teens returned from their boozy lunches as it shines with impeachment light:

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Big Debt is in trouble as its plods into a boring utility future:

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Perhaps hypocrisy doesn’t pay, eh Ken!

And Big Liar also looks troubled, other than the repulsive FXJ which has committed its last great act of whoring by pimping itself out:

Finally today, welcome to ASX the Crap, on the monthly chart looking well placed for one almighty double top:

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Global recovery, Australian dung heap!

The message that we take from this is that you should invest elsewhere, and be enriched by a falling Aussie dollar rather than be made poorer by it. We can help you do that at the MB Fund (launching in the next month with 70% international stocks).

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About the author
David Llewellyn-Smith is Chief Strategist at the MB Fund and MB Super. David is the founding publisher and editor of MacroBusiness and was the founding publisher and global economy editor of The Diplomat, the Asia Pacific’s leading geo-politics and economics portal. He is also a former gold trader and economic commentator at The Sydney Morning Herald, The Age, the ABC and Business Spectator. He is the co-author of The Great Crash of 2008 with Ross Garnaut and was the editor of the second Garnaut Climate Change Review.