Spaztralia is not a country; it is a domain of stupidity.
It is run by the Prime Spaz, a spaz so hollow, he can go full spaz.
Spaztralia has no strategic plan to protect its freedom. On the contrary, the Prime Spaz is dedicated to a humiliating grovel to Beijing, the world’s most egregious autocracy, while alienating the hegemon of freedom and its traditional ally in Washington.
Spaztralia has ended two hundred years of rising living standards with an economy so spaz it allocates all resources to the dying and spastic, destroys its youth’s prospects and spirit of innovation, while substituting them with the world’s poorest spazzes to wipe elderly spaz butts, funded by the highest taxes any spaz can remember
Yet the Spaztralian youth celebrate their own impoverishment and homelessness because they have been indoctrinated in the spaz way by spazversities that feed off the incoming flow of foreign spazzes.
This keeps everybody spazzing because it gives Third World spazzes entry to developed world spazzing while elderly spazzes enjoy ever-rising asset prices that inexorably hollow out the spaz economy.
This has led to the Spazwealth Bank becoming the most expensive in the world, which all spazzes love.
The Prime Spaz has also turned turned Spaztralia’s abundant and cheap energy endowment ludicrously expenspaz and no spaz does anything about it.
Indeed, the journospaz of Spaztralia is so spaz that it doesn’t even know when it is being destroyed by said energy. So there is no discussion or understanding of spaz policy.
All there is is name-calling and victim-claiming as spazzes everywhere fight over the diminishing crumbs of a once prosperous nation turned domain of stupidity.
What’s left is sport for the spaz, which is more gambling for the spaz than it is activity of merit.
