For more than ten years MB has tried to fix this for future generations. We know more about it than any living soul. Yet, as is so often the case in this gaslit era, it is most often those we have tried to aid that thwart us most often.
Meet Millie Muroi, Ninefax business reporter, renting Millennial, and housing suicide pilot:
Nothing in our bathroom works as it should, but we don’t complain because we know it’s the reason our rent hasn’t skyrocketed (yet). Cold showers allegedly boost immunity, and it’s a far cry from being left out in the cold.