Canada to open to vaccinated tourists

As Morrison’s Prison Island falls ever further behind in the vaccine race, the northern hemisphere is beginning to open up to tourism. Europe is preparing to launch vaccine passports. Domestic US tourism is exploding higher. Now Canada is leading the reopening of borders to the vaccinated:

  • Wokester Justin Trudeau is considering easier border controls.
  • The two-week quarantine period is set to be slashed for tourists who have had two vaccine shots.
  • Opening the border to the US is also part of discussions.
  • More than 60% of Canadians are first dose vaccinated with 8% at two.

Expect this stuff to explode in H2 as the entire northern hemisphere reopens to itself.

Now, back into Morrison’s fuckdown where his failed vaccine rollout prevents international tourism and his failed quarantine system prevents domestic travel.

For another year.

David Llewellyn-Smith


      • An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
        The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
        “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20
        year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think
        about that?”
        The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. “I
        have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
        misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in
        a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead
        of his gun.
        As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting
        at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so
        couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised
        his cane, aimed
        it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went
        ‘bang, bang.’
        Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
        what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
        The 80-year-old said, “If you ask me, I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.” The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
        (not my joke, obviously)

    • Agreed – the longer the borders stay shut the better this country will be in 2030 or 2050.

      I suspect Morrison is a “Big Australia” fool so we are just lucky that his incompetence has helped the Sustainable Australia supporters here.

  1. Leroy Huggins

    Not worried about covid and happy for borders to stay shut.
    Australia still getting to be “Australia” rather than an open borders s***-hole works for me.
    Open up when we have politicians that believe in a sensible immigration policy.

  2. David WilsonMEMBER

    David, the government is now distributing 1,400,000 doses a week, we have 2 new cases of community COVID.
    We have a strong economy other than in Red Dan,s territory where the feds have no control of this inept idiot and his useless overpaid, overprotected government officials who continue to drag our country down.
    So get off the pot David and stick to economics.

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