You can’t be writing things like this for Domainfaxman, Rossco:
I can’t see why people are so shocked to discover our cricketers have been cheating. Surely that’s only to be expected in a nation that’s drifted so far from our earlier commitment to decency, mateship and the fair go.
…Don’t forget that cricketers have money at stake when they decide whether to ease the path to victory with the help of a little sticky tape…or should we imagine they’re the only Aussies yielding to the temptation to bend the rules in pursuit of a bigger bonus. What do you think the royal commission into banking misconduct is about?