Crikey unreason boosts the Australian dollar

Crikey plumbs new lows in economic coverage today by making the case that the media is biased towards negativity in its coverage of the Australian dollar:
When it’s up, it’s undermining manufacturing, agriculture and tourism and driving away international students; when it’s down, it’s inflating the cost of petrol, travel and imports. The poor old Aussie dollar — today trading at 91.6 US cents — never seems to be popular. We take a look at what the media complain about when the A$ is strong, and what they’re complaining about now it’s dropping in value …
To prove its point, Crikey then hand-picks four negative stories about the dollar being high and four negative stories about it being low from major news outlets over the past three years.
I’m sure I don’t have to explain how absurd this cherry-picking is.
